(Entertainment-NewsWire.com, November 10, 2014 ) HOUMA, LOUISANA -- Famed Celebrity Chef Marcel Boudreaux and best friend Chef BouyArdi were found early this morning face down in the gutter in the New Orleans French Quarter. It appears they were out all night living it up and drowning their sorrows of impending legal battles.
After they were picked up by the police, they were put in the kitchen of the New Orleans police station and ordered to cook for the precinct. "We've been after these two for years. We finally got ‘em together in one place," says an officer who would like to remain anonymous. "They will be released on their own recognizance after dinner."
BouyArdi has been in a bitter legal fight with the accounting firm of Pils, Berry and Douboui for two years now and it has been wearing on him, "These guys have been bleeding me dry. They were supposed to be keeping my books, but it turns out they were cooking them. Now, I'm the one paying the price - they just keep rising their fees. They are slick bastards."
Boudreaux, as everyone knows, is in a contentious legal battle with his ex-wife Ordelia over royalties from his wildly popular new bestseller, "Grating On My Mind" which was inspired by her, but written for purchasers of the ‘the best damn kitchen tool in the world,' The Grate (a cheese grater), found exclusively on Amazon.
Ordelia found out about the book one afternoon while waddling past the book store on her way to her favorite restaurant, "I just about had a coronary. There it was staring me right in the face, "Grating on my Mind" dedicated to ME. I should sue him for my almost tragic heart attack too."
Witnesses to Ordelia's almost tragic coronary say, "She definitely was waddling…"
Says, BouyArdi of Chef Marcel, "he's just an ordinary guy trying to get back on his feet after an expensive divorce. This woman just won't give him a break."
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